Hairography – Glee

Hairography: whizzing hair to distract from inadequate dance skills and so-so vocals. Works best when acting like being tasered. Moving head around in a spazzing manner. Like cool epilepsy.

Jane Adams glee club performs at McKinley and demonstrates the art of hairography. Their rendition of bootylicious is all but school appropriate. This sparks quite a nervous bug in Mr. Will and causes him to jump on the hairography bandwagon.

The school of the blind’s glee club comes to McKinley for a scrimmage. McKinley shows off their newly adopted hairography skills with a combination performance of crazy in love and some song about being obsessed with hair. The school of the blind performs imagine. McKinley joins in for a very corny but moving duet, replacing their hairography obsession with their true values. McKinley transfer from hairography to no gimmicks, no false theatricalities. Awe.

Terri’s pregnancy and Quinn’s “pregnancy” get a little more complicated. Terri is all freaked out, as she should be, about lying to Will about her being pregnant. Quinn juggles back and forth with the idea of keeping her baby.

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Terri’s sisters bright idea is to have Quinn babysit her kids to scare her enough to give up her baby. This idea backfires when Quinn takes Puck along and they’re glee club skills make them quite successful babysitters. However, it backfires in an unexpected way when Quinn finds out that Puck was sexting (sexy texting) some cheerleader the whole time. Puck is so genuinely sweet by saying he will only sext the hot girls at school, not the ugly ones. He’s going to be a dad, but he’s not going to stop being him to do it. Puck, you’re a punk. Quinn stops wrestling with the idea and decides to give her baby to Terri.

As para Quinn’s idea, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover so she can attract Finn. He agrees because “makeovers are like crack to [him]” He sets her up, making her very Sandy in Grease esq when Finn is really attracted to girls that dress like 5th graders and grandmas all rolled into one.

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Why would Kurt do such a thing? Because he is in love with Finn too, of course! Finn says he is so in love with Quinn, blah, blah, but he really acts more in love with Rachel. My prediction: as soon as the baby is gone, Rachel’s in. Sorry Kurt.

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Sue continues elaborating her scheme to bring down the glee club by leaking McKinley’s set list to the other competing schools. Will they take the bait?

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